iamjustgod:

fight me

Why is this accurate

everytime I say something on a discord server I get a lowkey feeling everyone’s just lookin at me like this

dekubunny:

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

dans-homosensual-agenda:

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude.

onion-souls:

fenrissama:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by up to 20%

via reddit.com

Fight crime by reducing Earth’s temperature to 0° Kelvin.

Time stops at zero Kelvin

Crime stops at zero Kelvin

peanutbutterandjeri:

If I showed my parent this they’d ask who put the hat on the tiger and who’s hat and who took the picture

Source: supertears

lahvn:

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

smallswingshoes:

prokopetz:

“So what do you all bring to the team?”

“I can fly.”

“I shoot lasers.”

“I make good life decisions.”

“That’s not really a super –”

“No, trust us, she’s our most important member.”

So many dnd campaigns.

benevolent-falcon:

rainandpathos:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

american nationalism is its own religion.

the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable

the flag is an idol in which people literally pledge their allegiance to

patriotic anthems = hymns

the military itself is a treated like a priest class; the “laypeople” are expected to display the utmost respect for their pure existence.

indoctrination of children

displays of patriotism determines how “faithful” the individual is

presence of nationalism at different events (such as sports games, festivals, schools etc…) eerily resembles a theocracy

when someone chooses not to partake in a patriotic ritual, they are considered a heretic

SAY THIS AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_civil_religion

you know what’s even better than a guilty pleasure?

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

fara-arts:

adhdkirabraginsky:

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!

sometimes you just gotta live strictly by spite and that’s that

love your life out of spite