Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids
Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this
Dog: *Bark bark bark*
Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
Fly: *hums*
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: For what?
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
please why does this keep showing up on my dash
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
It’s nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
this post has appeared before me yet again
unlike the irondick
juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
the fact that @ironmanstan had nothing to do with this post (as far as I know) is astounding
Ikr?? @ironmanstan where you at? How has this not summoned you?
tony when peter gets hurt: oh fuck call all the ambulances i need three world renowned surgeons here stat if he aint got a nobel prize i dont want him here i am so sorry *killing every enemy in 0.3 secs* also youre not allowed to go outside ever again you need to rest and also you will stay in your room forever and have everything postmated to you i will simulate the real world in your room and have the iron legion at your door 24/7 just please let me protect you-
tony when he almost gets killed, bleeding from like 11 wounds, barely standing, has more metal inside of him from bullets than on the outside: *knocks down a glass of whiskey* im right as rain Lets Kill these motherfuckers *literally collapses on the floor*
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