shitpost – Page 2

bpdroses:

willow:

je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

énorme mood

davidlathorian:

dankmemeuniversity:

You missed the best part of this.

i dont know what this is but i find it funny so im reblogging

ajcrowlor:

this is just Crowley

Source: catchymemes

thyrell:

xxxtictacion:

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

biggest-goldiest-fish:

biggest-goldiest-fish:

A watermelon is 92 percent water. You are 75 percent water. 75 percent of you is 92 percent watermelon. Now, my cultists, what percentage of you is watermelon?

Wait it’s… It’s actually 69???

I’ve never had so much pure euphoric tears rolling down my face

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

nasa-official:

Me in the early evening: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me two hours later: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

i-am-a-fish:

The five stages of yief:

denial – this bitch isn’t empty.

anger – can’t believe this bitch is fuckin empty

bargaining – can i fill this bitch?

depression – this bitch empty, just like me.

acceptance – yeet

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

ironmanstan:

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

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