
war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’
I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen
Bold of you to assume the lord is present this year.

war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’
I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen
Bold of you to assume the lord is present this year.
The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
A fair point
tfw you lose the cult’s car keys