In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will
on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.
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Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats
This was circulating in a facebook group. There was no consensus as to who wrote this and what it actually meant.
Does anyone here know?
the dark science of dialectical materialism
The Time Cube version of diamat
to elaborate: this chart was attributed to: an occultist, the Time Cube guy, a leftcom from leftypol, and an analytic philosopher. no one presented any evidence
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They’re actually doodles, straight out of Kautsky’s private journal, he was a genius you see
yo iirc these are the work of an infamously weird revleft poster who routinely posted similarly bizarrely formatted diagrams accompanied by equally weird text posts that i think were intended to explain the diagrams, but then i couldnt really be sure. the posts there were attributed to one
Miguel Detonacciones, who claimed to be part of a foundation for a dialectical encyclopedia or something. the posts took place over like, a decade along with a blog so its either a REALLY dedicated troll or the literal, physical manifestation of the expanding brain meme
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i like the way he put “chameleonic” in rainbow colours, its little touches like that that elevate this to outsider art imo
being in an environmental field is a ride bc you’ll have an 8 AM that’s just about the earth dying. you haven’t even woken up yet and you’re basically taking notes like “hm we might be fucked”
then u get really fired up about it ur like “no. i won’t let this happen. i’m gonna SAVE THE WORLD” which is a bold claim for someone who hasn’t even eaten breakfast yet.
Studying physics is essentially being taught a simple structure, and then told ”actually, scratch that, the truth is actually far more complicated” over and over again until we reach the point where we still don’t know the truth, only that we do not have it.
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