demi-demigod:

awkwardcat:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hufflepuff-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

It’s. It’s 100$.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses was i right was i right validate me i’ve had to retake algebra 3 times

Guys, it’s $4. I think you all forgot that a nickel is actually 0.05….

please tell me youre joking, i need to know that youre joking

messageinthecrystal:

pieandhotdogs:

personalsilly:

unicornsandbutane:

cracktheglasses:

no1fan15:

starsshinedarkly77:

afro-elf:

“are you a ‘wolf like me by tv on the radio’ werewolf, a ‘hungry like the wolf by duran duran’ werewolf, an ‘it will come back by hozier’ werewolf or a ‘hollow moon by awolnation’ werewolf?” is a questionable intrusive thought i just had, sure, but also a compelling buzzfeed quiz

This is “howl by Florence + the machine” werewolf erasure

siames “the wolf” werewolf of Exo’s “Wolf” werewolf? 

Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon werewolf, thanks. Though this post is helping me expand my musical lycanthropy range.

“Furr” by Blitzen Trapper, perhaps?

Okay but “Howl by the Unlikely Cantidates” werewolves are valid too.

You’re all gonna leave out “Shewolf” by Shakira

What about the Wolf Man from “Monster Squad”? He has nards!

tooiconic:

cnovaks:

tooiconic:

I am seriously skeptical of religion as a whole.

Yet when someone tells me that they are going to pray for me, genuinely, with nothing but love in their hearts, I just smile and say thank you….

…because I’m not an insufferable jackass.

I’m an athiest, but I live in the south so there’s always religion being thrown in my face. For context of this story: I had surgery in July, the fifth in a row for a medical issue I’ve had for two years.

One weekend before my surgery I went and got a facial (let me tell you. if you’ve never had a facial, YOU NEED TO). This was the most relaxing experience I’ve ever had, tbh. But my esthetician and I had been talking sometime during my facial that I was having surgery soon. So, at the end, she asked, “Can I pray for you?”

This put me in a damn weird position because I don’t believe in the “power of prayer” as my aunt calls it. So I had two choices: say yes and just go with it, or say no and look like an ass.

So I told her “Yes” and I suppose I expected her to pray for me at a later date? But she prayed for me, with me, right then and there in the room. And honestly?

I bawled.

Look, I don’t believe in a god. I don’t believe that her attempting to contact an entity would have changed my outcome of my surgery at all. But the sheer fact that this woman, whom I’d known for all of an hour while she did my facial, was willing to take 5 minutes out of her day to sit down and use her faith to help me.

Shame on the people who put others down for their willingness to pray for and help them.

Things like this warm my heart. 💕😭