types of xmas songs

indrid-coldd:

cloudfreed:

  • Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
  • The Big Red Man Is Coming
  • There’s snow outside. that’s good!
  • I’m alone on xmas and sad
  • Santa Claus is very sexy
  • Christmas trees. love em
  • You know what? it’s Christmas time
  • You better watch out

You better wATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

cutecreative:

hymnsofheresy:

hachama:

hymnsofheresy:

ravenclaw-burning:

hymnsofheresy:

when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c

#idk why i’m so unreasonably angry#maybe cuz it’s my fav line

it’s also because Leonard COHEN (!) was Jewish and this is a quintessentially Jewish line, and changing it to that level of Annoying Certainty is stripping it of its Jewish meaning and imbuing it with that particularly American smug evangelical Christian attitude that makes me tired, so very tired

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY

I don’t think I’ve heard any cover artist sing my favorite verses

You say I took the name in vain
I don’t even know the name
But if I did, well really, what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn’t matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

um woah

I will always hit the reblog button so hard for Hallelujah but ESPECIALLY mentions of the elusive final verses which are just about my favorite lyrics ever. Why do people always omit the best part of the song??

@taliawinters

neoparzival829:

the-romantic-frypan:

homestuckwho:

princeanxious:

winglessnymph:

amazable01:

doin-allright:

ironqueen98:

rogerinatrash:

mizfahrenheit:

batched:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

Yep i failed

I LEGIT PISSED MYSELF THE FIRST 2 SECONDS IN

I LOST IT AT THE FIRST “MAMA”

wow i love alvin and the chipmunks

Give me my motherf-ing cookie.

I fricken earned it.

I came so close to losing several times…

@jadeisnthererightnow try it.

So i finally listened to this. And. I didnt lose but. The entire time all i thought about was that this sounds like Alvin and the chipmunk/chippets singing this.

I just about lost my shit laughing oh lord

I,,, didn’t laugh?

Welp.

elasticitymudflap:

sleepysheepie:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON – Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

aura218:

spiderine:

yo-its-matt:

awildpaige:

doctordisaster:

goofy-ruthie:

popculturebrain:

THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time

Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound.

thanks i hate it

how dare you i love it

I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard

Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound

The whoosh is in D Major!

It got better: in a capella (please make this guy famous, his talent is unmatched)