itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then

Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me

The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey it’s okay it’ll get better I promise please don’t say things like that you’re gonna be okay-

Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid

The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.

gandakojokelang:

gandakojokelang:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

artemis-hurt:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

artsy-cactus-gal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

artsy-cactus-gal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

artsy-cactus-gal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Aside from all the other reasons it’s gross, humor that’s based on degrading women and minorities is plain lazy. If you can’t make people laugh without punching down, you’re just not funny.

Just be kind and weird. Be absurd. It’s not that hard.

I make people laugh by punching down myself

That’s because of toxic societal teachings.

Be an anarchist: love yourself.

I feel compelled to tell you that this is now wallpaper for both my lockscreen and my homepage

give us the pics

Also, while we’re here, I also wanna say that this shitpost has actually touched me. Like I’ve had serious loving comments from friends and family about caring about myself, and this has somehow made a bigger impact. This post legit brought me to tears. I have it written on my hand and it’s probably going to be written many other places. And that’s why it’s my wallpaper

i’m proud of you, you funky little anarchist melon ball

Love yourself out of spite

Love yourself out of spite

painted by @averagenerdyfangirl  

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I did it

Also I did this

My dad HAS been telling me to do some calligraphy quotes to frame and hang for my new room when we move, so this might as well be it.