YAS!!
Tag: funny
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?
Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.
Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time.
Filmer: “Go to sleep.”
Kitten: “No”
Filmer: “Go to sleep!”
Kitten: “No!”
Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.”
Kitten: “NO!”
When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
artherra 