monkeysatemylastrolo:

clairesncvaks:

pro tip: do it with orange juice or u will Die

take a sip when:

• something shocking happens that affects both Sam n Dean equally yet only Dean gets a closeup reaction shot
• Sam spends a scene literally blurred into the background
• a recurring character who’s close to both boys hugs Dean but not Sam
• Sam flinches in response to Dean’s behaviour

take two sips when: 

• Sam is forced to work with someone who hurt him; if no one bothers to ask how he feels about this, down the glass; if the person in question is Lucifer, down the bottle
• Dean is casually cruel to Sam/dismissive of his suffering (e.g. “’smores foot” etc.)
• Dean’s shitty actions are justified by the narrative while Sam doing something not nearly comparable is demonised; if Dean’s shitty actions are justified by another character, down the glass
• a new recurring character is introduced and is closer to Dean than Sam
• one of Sam’s like five friends fucking dies; if said friend is a woman, down the glass
• someone makes a rape joke to Sam; if said person is Lucifer, down the glass

down the glass when: 

• sam is sexually assaulted
• sam’s agency is violated
• sam doesn’t stand up for himself even though he really should
• sam justifies the actions of people who have hurt him

down the bottle when:

• sam doing something completely normal and healthy to preserve his own physical or mental wellbeing (e.g. going to college) is treated as a betrayal of Dean
• fandom calls Sam “arrogant” or “selfish” for no reason; if they do this while bending over backwards to defend Dean, smash the bottle over your head and welcome the sweet embrace of unconsciousness,
• a dean stan says sam is straight

@gaywitchtwins @eruthiawenluin @unforgvnsam @artherra @bittersamgirlclub

I’m glad I don’t drink, ‘cos this game would kill me.

Tbh, if you pick a really bad ep you might get poisoned even from the orange juice, just sayin’