lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

laurasimonsdaughter:

Consider: Werewolves that grew up around cats

All credit to that visionary of an anon who is now officially responsible for some serious squealing on my part

  • Werewolves thinking they are dramatically smaller than they really are, walking over people’s legs and furniture
  • Werewolves thinking they can fit in their vampire friends laps but being way too big and absolutely smothering them (it’s a good thing they don’t actually have to breathe)
  • Werewolves giving friendly head-butts!
  • Werewolves lounging across the back of the entire sofa!
  • Werewolves trying to sleep rolled up at the foot of the bed and Not Fitting
  • Werewolves sleeping on top of their vampire friend’s coffin and effectively trapping them inside
  • Werewolves doing the swatting-paw thing cats do when they play!
  • Werewolves that grew up around cats!!

mawoftriskaidekathon:

loppytaffy:

laclefdescoeurs:

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

Fun facts:

  • It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.
  • I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.
  • It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.
  • Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.
  • It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.
  • The buyer is a private collector in California.
  • Probably someone who really, really likes cats.
  • I mean, really likes cats.