Author: artherra

probablyevilrpgideas:

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

  1. My reply is no
  2. Don’t count on it
  3. My sources say no
  4. Very doubtful
  5. Outlook not so good
  6. Better not tell you now
  7. Cannot predict now
  8. Ask again later
  9. Reply hazy try again
  10. Concentrate and ask again
  11. Outlook good
  12. Most likely
  13. Signs point to yes
  14. As I see it, yes
  15. Yes
  16. You may rely on it
  17. Without a doubt
  18. Yes, definitely
  19. It is decidedly so
  20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

themegalosaurus:

themegalosaurus:

much thanks to @dimples-of-discontent for transcribing the whole TV Guide interview in this post but can we please take a moment to appreciate Jared’s comment on whether Sam or Dean will ever settle down romantically (no):

Padalecki: But the writers could add more flings or one-nighters in the Letters’ library.

IN THE LIBRARY

talk to me Jared

(Dean walking into the library late at night ready to mock Sam for being up late researching and catching an eyeful ahahaha)

OR, IN FACT

Sam giving Jared a tour of the Bunker (stay with me here).

Sam: And this is the library, where I–

Jared: WHERE THE BONING HAPPENS

Sam: 

Jared:  

Sam: No, it’s a library. This is where–

Jared: THE OL’ SEX LIBRARY

Jared: I got it

Sam: I mean– I guess–

Jared: *already taking off his clothes*

thyme-for-a-nap:

callmebliss:

getinmelanin011:

ace–jace:

salkryn:

thessalian:

ayalaatreides:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

There’s that, and there’s also the fact that his mind is at least as fast as his body. He knows exactly how much time he has at his current rate of speed to make sure no one gets even a little hurt by the explosion that’s going to hit them with the same force as it normally would no matter how fast he personally is going and how slow other things look by comparison. He’ll take people one at a time if he can, two at a time if he has to, and those he doesn’t have time to get fully out of the building before the explosion hits someone else, he … figures something out (mattress, curtains, pond).

Everyone focuses on the speed of speedsters. No one ever thinks how smart they have to be to actually act at that speed without hurting someone.

I was thinking about this last night, where someone noted that what makes an experienced speedster dangerous isn’t just their speed, but the reaction and processing time required to use that speed effectively. Someone who moves that fast is dangerous, someone who can react instantaneously and is effectively impossible to surprise is terrifying.

Marvel had my mans die by gunshot

Meanwhile the guy saving people from an explosion is having a blast

this is what harnessed adhd looks like

kentucky-fried-bucky:

ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op: