no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances
I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out
distinguished and chaotic aren’t even categories on the same alignment chart but they should be because that intersection is exactly where i want to live
lawful/neutral/chaotic is like. morals, following the rules, your approach to how you navigate the world and make decisions. distinguished/functional/disaster is just whether or not you’re successful with ur approach. i wanna be chaotic but i also wanna be super on top of my shit
I’d love it if, one episode, instead of finding out that a now-ghost had been cremated, the body was instead just in this really ridiculous place? Like… maybe they were buried in the country of their birth? Or at the top of their favourite mountain? Maybe they got buried in an avalance and never found? Or maybe they were buried at sea.
… What I’m saying is, we have so many options out there to make life more dificult for the Winchesters. Let’s take them.
“Was he cremated?”
“Uh, actually, no. He had a ton of money and nothing to buy for it, so he ordered his body to be shot into space after he dies.”
“…shit”
“Actually he was encased in concrete and turned into part of the foundation for the bank down the road. Good luck with that.”
“That idiot fell into a radioactive waste tank. Nobody bothered to try to get him out of it, it’s too dangerous! So yeah, he never got a proper funeral, instead he’s buried under concrete in a locked tank of extremely dangerous vaste somewhere in Europe. Idiot.”
I’d love it if, one episode, instead of finding out that a now-ghost had been cremated, the body was instead just in this really ridiculous place? Like… maybe they were buried in the country of their birth? Or at the top of their favourite mountain? Maybe they got buried in an avalance and never found? Or maybe they were buried at sea.
… What I’m saying is, we have so many options out there to make life more dificult for the Winchesters. Let’s take them.
“Was he cremated?”
“Uh, actually, no. He had a ton of money and nothing to buy for it, so he ordered his body to be shot into space after he dies.”
artherra 